:: jem/jamie :: he/they?? :: 30+ :: queer af :: :: citizen of aotearoa new zealand :: :: technically and tragically british :: :: autistic and LOVIN IT ::
:: cleft lip babey! :: black lives matter :: trans rights ::

24602060451:

a youtube thumbnail of a crowbar on a white background. the title is "crowbar sound effect". it is one second long and the progress bar is mostly finished but has a bit unwatched.ALT

i’ll finish it later

Anonymous:

kirby can say fuck if he wants to who are you to control him

is-the-kirby-video-cute:

well, it’s quite simple. i’m

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hey who let that cat in here

catgirlbutthole:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

passports…should not expire

actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all

[anonymous ask for @marisatomay]: no passports? how you gonna have people travel between countries? [answer from @marisatomay]: they just go babyALT
[unanswered anonymous ask for @marisatomay]: apparently assholes doing terrorism isnt a thing in your passport free worldALT

i love it here

Me when I’m about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport

jabletown:

uh oh took a shower too late and got too refreshed by the waters now i have to watch a video essay on tiktok scammers instead of sleeping

gogetyrshovel:

whats ur hair type

1a

2a

2b

2c

3a

3b

3c

4a

4b

4c

link here if ur unfamiliar

fuck-off-im-ace:

I’m sorry to say it, but i do not agree with the “Pâté de Rolo got eyes” agenda. I can live with gore and body horror and improper use of form of dread, but i draw the line at the dead rat getting eyes.

vantesa:

today the gender is

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sculien:

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GingerSnaps (2000)

himbofisher:

toskarin:

toskarin:

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this post is how i found out 😂😂😂

skulki-d:

museum-of-artifacts:

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The Swedish warship Vasa. It sank in 1628 less than a mile into its maiden voyage and was recovered from the sea floor after 333 years almost completely intact. Now housed at the Vasa Museum in Stockholm, is the world’s best preserved 17th century ship

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Kinda funny that the best example of its kind is the one that sucked as bad as it possibly could.

guiltyidealist:
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chaumas-deactivated20230115:

biggest crime in cinema history is when they made that girl from The Breakfast Club look straight

thefallling:

Dearest fellow tumblrinas, Do I have a poll for you!

How many blogs do you follow(roughly)?

Less that 100

101-200

201-300

301-400

401-500

501-600

601-700

701-800

801-900

901-1000

1001-1500

1501+ (DAMN)

Got curious.

Anyways please reblog for larger sample size

If you do I’ll give you a big hug :D (with consent)

cryptotheism:

girl-effigy:

robotgirlbutt:

empresszero:

julia3alttp:

geothefafa:

julia3alttp:

decayalectical-deactivated20221:

julia3alttp:

cryptotheism:

Okay but whose subjective experience is ontologically correct????

mine

Hers

mine

julia’s

mine

yeah its julias

Julia’s

yeah julia’s

Hm guess that settles that. This “philosophy” shit is pretty easy.